Cosmic Obstacle Course: Kayzad Bharucha

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Kayzad Bharucha

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June 8th, 2021

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Uploading an article into Cosmic isn’t easy — but you’re going to learn how to do it, thanks to this awesome thing right here.

Impossible, my ass

FAQ | Uno | Dos | Tres | Quatro

This is the intro. It’s pretty great. The thing about intros is that they exist and usually appear at the top of the article. It’d be weird if one appeared somewhere else.

Your intro does three things:

  • Sits there
  • Looks great
  • Tells the reader neat stuff

This part of the intro is the end of the intro. It’s also cool because now your intro is finished and the reader can read the rest of your article.

SPOILER ALERT: There's a review card in this piece.

Table of contents

This is section 1

Section 1 is pretty cool, too. It’s likely that some of the most important information in your article will appear here. That’s a big deal.

Check out our most frequently asked questions

What is the meaning of life?

The meaning of life is to write incredible content and upload it into Cosmic perfectly. And a few more things! Read on to find out what!

How big is infinity?

Infinity is pretty big, but here’s a better question: is Chili’s a good restaurant? Dying to know the answer and how they relate? Read on to find out!

Does orange look the same to you as it does to me?

All I know for sure is that my orange is the correct orange. Wanna hear more random orange facts? Just keep reading! --> I know, what a teaser!

Or check out these random numbers in the table below:

Random numbers by state (Jan-Feb 2020)
Arizona
$64,000
14%
13
Florida
$48,000
17%
72
Texas
$54,000
100%
38
New York
$49,000
3,000%
49
4Hawaii
$42,000
1%
12
Tennessee
$93,000
20%
475
Maine
$42.50
9%
20
Wisconsin
$100,007
3.7%
40
California
$75,000
22%
32
Oregon
$82,000
200%
45
Ohio
$100
4.7%
23
Mississippi
$320,000
92%
45
Rhode Island
$80,000
101%
34
TOTAL
Hamburger
Netflix
REX Real Estate
Source: Dept. of Meaningless Tables, 2020

The thing about these numbers is that they don’t really mean anything. But they’ll help you learn how to use tables!

Editor’s noteWhat’s up? I’m a Text Box. Use me as a callout box to grab the reader’s attention or make info stand apart from the rest of the piece. My formatting options are relatively limited, but don’t underestimate me — I’m useful (sometimes).
» MORE: Learn how to create a new tab, nofollow link

Section 2 is wacky

Welcome to section two. Think fast: here’s another table.

Type of Pest
Shape
Antennae? 
Pigeon
  • Bird
False
Roof Rat
  • Long
False
Little Brown Bats
  • Small mammal
  • Glossy fur
False

What is the meaning of life?

The meaning of life is to write incredible content and upload it into Cosmic perfectly. Also, Spicy Nacho flavored Doritos and getting really good at tennis but quitting instead of going pro. You’re not in it for the money.

How big is infinity?

Infinity is pretty big, but here’s a better question: is Chili’s a good restaurant? The answer is complicated and depends on a number of factors, including whether A) you actually like ribs, B) the Chili’s near you is a good one, and C) The Straw-Eddy 'Rita is currently the $5 “Margarita of the Month” special.

Tired of math but hungry for Chili’s?

A Partner Agent can place your Chili’s order for you!

Does orange look the same to you as it does to me?

All I know for sure is that my orange is the correct orange. Speaking of oranges, did you know that fruit is the most important component of an orangutan's diet, but they will also eat vegetation, bark, honey, insects, and bird eggs? They can live over 30 years both in the wild and captivity.

Quick Tip: Orangutans and oranges are actually different things

They look and act alike, but in fact, orangutans and oranges are completely different things.

The easiest way to tell them apart is that one is alive and humongous and the other is a piece of fruit.

A Partner Agent can help you assess and figure out what you’re dealing with.

Section 3 is all business

Here is a review card. It will help you evaluate a company quickly, saving you from the horrible fate of having to read an entire long-form article.

Elmo's Elbow Room

Elmo's Elbow Room

Elmo's Elbow Room

Best Place to Hit Your Funny Bone

Fee

1% of your soul

Avg Rating:

4.6

Number of Elbows:

Infinite

Description
Pros & Cons
Locations

The place to go if you have elbows and like dudes named Elmo.

Pros:

  • Pretty good
  • Yummy


Cons:

  • Not great for knees

  • Philadelphia

  • The moon

  • Ancient Egypt

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This inline data table is super cool because we can update all the values remotely. What will we do with all that saved time? Party at Chili’s.

State
Home Value
2016 Median Home Price
Alabama
$164,638
$125,914
Colorado
$479,660
$340,820
Washington, D.C.
$522,033
$410,703
Source: Zillow, 2021

Section 4 is the conclusion

You did it! You made it through the obstacle course. You’re now a certified Cosmic ninja champion and can legally use “Dr.”* as an official title. Three quick things:

  • Embed the infogram on the other end of the link
  • Turn the CTA below into a popup modal
  • When everything is ready, save this as a draft in Cosmic

» MORE: Collect a Clever Partner Agent as your prize!

*Legally you're not a doctor. But Fran is!